plz talk dirty to me
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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