I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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