Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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