I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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