I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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