i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
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I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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