i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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