The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
is that a dick in a sweater?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My feet surprised me
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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