we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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