So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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