Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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