I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Randomize