I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
