I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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