I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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