So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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