I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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