last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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