I smell stomach acid.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
