I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
