I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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