wat bout pragnant strippers??
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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