the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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