Sry I called you an 8
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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