I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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