Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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