I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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