ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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