i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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