Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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