Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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