we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
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There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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