I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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