ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
