I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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