that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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