Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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