I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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