Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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