My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
