if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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