She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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