I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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