So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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