i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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