So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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