She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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