he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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