..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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