Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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