goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
and you fell through a lawn chair
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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