She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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